USA Wins 1-1!!!

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45 Responses to USA Wins 1-1!!!

  1. Dominic says:

    Rubbish. You buggers didn’t win, you drawed. That’s what 1-1 means you ignorant fools.

    I know football isn’t a big game over there, but you only win if one side gets more points or goals than the other. I’d suggest taking a maths class, and there’s an s on the end of that word because its a plural, meaning more than one.

  2. Steve says:

    Speaks for the dumbassery of Americans everywhere.

    We’ll see how they react when we are through and they aren’t.

    And just a side note: their team is made of LITERALLY the only people in America who aren’t obese.

  3. Billy says:

    Wow 1) how is 1-1 a win? and 2)It was england, not britan.

  4. Dan says:

    It’s a joke, you morons. Cool your heels.

  5. Hin says:

    Relax, English people. Nobody actually reads the New York Post.

  6. Luke says:

    …This is obviously a joke, making fun of the Americans’ reaction to a tie (based on how favored England was). Apparently the Brits don’t have a sense of humor

  7. peter file says:

    you do realize this is how they want us to react

  8. jake says:

    we know its a tie we are laughing because no one cares about soccer over here and we still tied England and its the only thing your good at.

  9. mike says:

    HEY i am not obese.
    And i feel ashamed of the stupidity leaking out of my country :(

  10. Jimmy says:

    See people? When you laud ignorance as a virtue and denounce intelligence as a vice…. you get flamingly retarded headlines like that making it past an editor without a blink.

  11. Kim says:

    Gosh, if I was LMFAO that would make me tinier than your Queen-that would be Elizabeth in case you are confused.Just Stumbled upon this site but when I saw your remarks…..Yes we don’t play the game as you do; there just isn’t the fan followers. Yet we are still in the game. But anytime you want to take up a game of football with your skinny ass here in the U.S. we’ll be happy to ablidge.

  12. U.S. American says:

    *Face Palm*

  13. John says:

    Haha yes, Americans are dumb and yet you are the ones that believe that this is a legitimate picture. I HIGHLY doubt someone would make such a mistake as to say they win in the main title, and then DIRECTLY underneath it, say that it is their greatest tie. Another point, you claim the soccer team is made of the only non-obese Americans, it is interesting that America has had the most total medals in the last 4 Summer Olympics. Also, the US has by far the most talented basketball players in the world. Now, if you want to bash America for something legitimate, like the fact that our government meddles irregardless of how other people feel about it, then that is fine. But frankly, throwing out stereotypical, injurious remarks only makes you seem less educated and makes your country look bad as well.

  14. Kyle says:

    @Dominic
    So what is a singular math?

  15. Lawl says:

    To see trolling at its finest, see the three Britfags above.

  16. Myself says:

    I hate my country.

  17. Bud Fudlacker says:

    Maybe it was all in jest. (See the Bunker Hill comment) Do Brits not have any sense of humor?

    I think the reaction of Steve is completely priceless. Trying to talk shit to us American when WE DON’T FUCKING CARE ABOUT SOCCER/FOOTIE. We really don’t give a big rat’s ass about the world cup so the joke’s on you guys for getting all butt-hurt about a silly front page headline in a single US newspaper.

  18. Ron says:

    obviously photoshopped….. Stop being so gullible and prejudice… lmfao

  19. Scott stannard says:

    It just goes to show that the Americans are real dumbass how can 1-1 mean winning and I’ll think ur find that were called ENGLAND not britian so here’s a little advice stick to your mcdonalds and we will stick to the greatest game that England has shown the world not SOCCER but FOOTBALL!!!

  20. You wankers don’t understand humor huh?
    Sorry, its not that the game was a draw, but that England (country that invented futball) failed to beat a country that treats futball as a second class sport behind baseball, American football, basketball, and hockey.

  21. lolumad says:

    Dom and Steve are just butt hurt over 1776 still :)

  22. Jonathan says:

    @Dominic

    The fact that the word “mathematics” ends in an ‘s’ does not make it plural. One says “mathematics is,” not “mathematics are.” Both “math” and “maths” are acceptable shortened forms, and both are in the singular.

    Don’t be a language snob, especially if you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

  23. cartellL says:

    lol, it’s pretty obvious that’s not a real headline, looks like you are the dumb one. Sorry.

  24. A United States citizen says:

    Yeah, way to generalize an entire country based on one reporters mistake. Definitely reasonable

  25. Regi says:

    And once again, you make the American population look like a bunch of idiots. It’s lucky I have friends who set a good example for themselves, because this is just typical.

  26. That has to be the funniest headline I have ever seen, this shit will go viral everywhere as a fail.

    It’s a draw the UK had to accept it and so does America.

  27. Ivor says:

    I guess there are three types of victories in US.
    The biggest one where you have scored more goals than the opponent,
    the greatest one when you have exactly the same goals scored as the opponent and the medium victory where you have less goals than the opponent.
    Against the British? They were playing against England.

  28. James says:

    you guys are all so stupid. its not saying they actually think they won, its saying it was a shock result and that they celebrated it like a win. you guys are the ‘ignorant fools’. its a title, its meant to grab peoples attention and be clever. clearly it was just too much for your little brains to handle

  29. lulz @ all the English folks upset over a football game. Who cares? The game sucks. Adding bigoted prejudice comments won’t change the title. Obviously Americans know they didn’t win, but the American team wasn’t really expected to win or tie. We were expected to lose, and tying you arrogant fucks feels like a win to me. See? I can play the arrogance card too. It’s everywhere, it’s apart of human growth, get used to it. (jking jking)

    But seriously, I just wanted to point out a few of the comments. Steve, is dumbassery even a word? Doesn’t that comment kind of backfire? Dominic, obviously you’re right but have you ever taken into consideration that they might not be using the term LITERALLY! Get off your high post you punctual snob. Haven’t you people ever seen a team celebrate doing a great job, simply because they beat the odds? If anything, that’s all that happened! The team won against the odds. So yes, America did win. You prick. With love. -Vilemk0 *Mail me on youtube if you want to reply* <3 ….. penis

  30. Jack says:

    Maths? Though there are many branches of math, there is only one math. Otherwise I could say in my version of the “maths”, one pound equals thirty pounds (when it benefited me), and you couldn’t say otherwise. Algebra, Groups, Analysis, Complex Numbers, Fourier Transforms, Partial Differential Equations, etc. It’s all one big math.

    Hey, but I’m with you on the herb thing, because as Eddie Izzard said, “there’s a f*****g h in it”.

    Oh, and the sport is called Football, not soccer. So I’m with you there too.

    Steve, you are just an ignorant putz.

  31. HUUUUUUUUURRRR says:

    ITT eurofags

  32. Steve says:

    You obviously don’t get the sarcasm. England was supposed to beat America.

  33. EnglishAndProud says:

    As an English man myself, I have to say kudos to our Allied counterparts, you were underestimated and probably did deserve a win with the way our team played in certain areas.

    It’s amazing how angry people can get over a photoshopped image.

    Please don’t judge the English on the behaviour these children have shown on here.

    Much lav. x

  34. Glenn says:

    Im English and i see that its a joke and i also think its funny. I think its good that you can take the piss out of youselves for being a dumb country, its nice to see.

  35. Shit Off says:

    Football sucks shit – who gives an arse what happens…pfffff

  36. Hail says:

    Some people actually and seriously don’t get the joke?!?! That’s even funnier than the picture!!!

  37. Mindstain says:

    lol that’s awesome. America won?! Really?

  38. I lol'd says:

    The comments from the people who took this seriously > the shop job itself.

    @lolumad- LMAO at the butt hurt comment.

  39. American w/British Passport says:

    For the edification of all –
    1) The headline relates back to a Harvard-Yale American football game in 1968.
    The result was a huge upset leading the Yale coach to remark that it “could not happen again in a thousand years”. So what happened? In a game where Yale were strong favourites to win, and up 29-13, Harvard came back and scored 16 points to tie the game.
    Remarkable as those points were scored in the last 42 seconds. This led student newspaper, the Harvard Crimson to run the headline “Harvard Beats Yale, 29-29“.
    Two years ago it spawned a documentary about this Game directed by Kevin Rafferty.
    2) As some have alluded to, the expectation was for England to walk all over the U.S.- at least to those pundits who dont understand the defeatest attitude of the English team and the fact they never seem to be able to play together even though they are supposed to have some of the best players in football. Witness the crying tantrums in the pubs and streets all over England.
    3) The New York Post is known for their sensational headlines – they are trying to sell papers in a very competitive market. Given the global response – they appear to have done their jobs quite successfully
    4) The Britain reference was only meant to link the sub-headline but I appologise to all the Welsh, Northern Irish, and Scots for this on the one hand but this is offset for providing you with smiles and joyous laughter for keeping the English to a draw.

  40. Footballers are overpaid says:

    Just to poke an oar in, even if it is a joke, it’s from the same kind of mentality that labels the disastrous Vietnam war as a ‘tie’. That may be why some people are taking it more seriously than it deserves, serious statements have come from the US time and again laden with that same feeling of making the result, whatever it relates to, seem better for them than it really is.

    The fact is, yes, the American team did better than most people expected, and fair play to them, they deserve to feel good about having done so well. But, if this really is an actual headline (and I fervently hope it’s not) then comparing it to all these actual, historically relevant, events seems the height of foolishness. It’s just a game, and one where th e players are ridiculously overpaid – should they really earn more than doctors? Soldiers? People who actually do something important in the world? I think not, but alas, it is unlikely to change.

    Finally, yes, American Football is obviously a far rougher game than ‘proper’ football, but rugby is even rougher – no padding and big helmets to save you in that game.

    Just my two (insert relevant minor currency here).

  41. Blue says:

    im english and appreciate the joke but didnt find it funny also didnt think usa deserved the draw and i hope they come secound in the group too face the germans lol

  42. Whatever says:

    It’s actually a parody of this:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvard_Beats_Yale_29-29

    Now who’s ignorant? Oh, the Sun reading dullards that think life begins and ends at England’s borders.

  43. English Guy says:

    It’s a joke and btw USA have come top of group C.

    England are good at cricket as well Jake.

    Every one is just racist here

  44. Russia 2018 says:

    as an englishman i just want to say that Football isnt the only sport we are good at/care about.

    Im sure England would easily like to challenge USA at:

    Football
    Rugby
    Cricket
    Tennis
    Boxing
    Rowing and many more

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